The Meat Eaters Diss Track. A funny vegan battle rap calling out meat eaters for their many hypocrisy's. A friendly but ruthless attack ;)
lyrics
Meat eaters, they smell like feet and they leak, they’re all sound asleep diseased and beat
They beat their meat while they eat their beef cause they seek relief
The only treatment is to be unique and sneak away from the pack and that's no easy feat
We're uniquely raised to be ok with death and we support it, with our last dying breath
Your death bed awaits cause your 30 and still breast fed
Your breath smells like a meth head
Give up that meth amphetamine and pick up a methylcobalamin
Cause that's the only pill I'm swallowin
You follow an ideology, so ancient it holds a record, to abolish with no apologies
Your monopoly is apocalyptic, your dated Paleolithic era information was encrypted
You should have left his desperate dying message undecoded, now the whole human race eroded
You're in a boat with holes holding onto the past
How long you think it's gonna last?
CHORUS
You're a hypocrite quick to criticize
Your critical thinking skills have been minimized
A lion dies oh now you're so ethical
But how come when a cow dies you can let it go
You can't be considered ethical if you commit a murder
Whether it's an animal or a human they don't deserve it
And you don't deserve to walk the earth you make the earth a world of hurt
And I bet it hurts to be deserted and perverse
You're worse than Hitler's nurse
You're an abdicated natural disaster who commits his sin with laughter
You live in the aftermath of a past tense, check mated inmate who was date raped
You shoulda bought the grapes instead of hating on vegans, who were just makin the world a better place
You fake ass animal lover, you ate every animal ever discovered, your love is hunger undercover
CHORUS
You're a hypocrite quick to criticize
Your critical thinking skills have been minimized
A lion dies oh now you're so ethical
But how come when a cow dies you can let it go
But what about our canines, we're designed to eat meat, the proof is in our sharp pointy teeth
Your teeth couldn't chew through a paper fuckin bag
Eatin road kill, plant your battle flag
The battlefield, holy nights, everybody's gifted
Shift your focus, let hopelessness dissipate
Participate in freedom, dance to the rhythm of my beat
Let yourself escape, do it for your inner baby's sake
Climb a mountain
Never look at a centipede they have way too many legs
Crawling around, why they walkin upside down
Centipedes existing is unfortunate but animals being tortured is morbid why do you pretend they aren't important
Were you born in a forest forced to feed off animal bones you bovine growth hormone addicted clone
You're a clone of a sheep I can feel your sheep heart trembling
As you hear the vegans assembling
Your mind resembles a pack of rabbits who had to back out of a promise
You don't have an excuse you’re just dishonest
You're in a boat with holes holding onto the past
How long you think it's gonna last?
It's gonna last longer than a battle axe choppin through a cataract
Like your inevitable heart attack
Your heart is fighting back for the animals, for the animals FOR THE ANIMALS
FOR THE ANIMALS FOR THE ANIMALS
CHORUS
You're a hypocrite quick to criticize
Your critical thinking skills have been minimized
A lion dies oh now you're so ethical
But how come when a cow dies you can let it go
So why you tryin to spread a message of hate
Your method is predictable, but you'd lose a debate
You were born in the matrix
Your common sense has been stripped down to the bare bones and basics
Your hypocritical wisdom makes women and children sick
And the men are dying of ignorance
Your parasitical stomach rumblings declare to the earth
Your life is headed downhill tumbling
You’re fumbling in the dark
How about you trade your veal sandwich for your daughter eaten by a shark
Your dissonance is magnificently significant, but you can regain your innocence
Everybody’s made a mistake and felt the pain
It’s those who wait to make change who stay the same
Maybe take a step in a direction
Using your mouth as something other than a weapon
Go to a vegan delicatessen and order a muffin, you can get one without any repercussions
You were asleep in a mystery but you went vegan, and you did for so many different reasons…
I produce Hip Hop Beats, Ambient relaxing songs, and House music mainly. I make all the music for my comedy channel on YouTube, so check it out to hear more music and to laugh your ass off ;)
On his first full length since 2010, Jon Phonics layers glitchy beats, R&B vocals and flute for super smooth lounge electronica. Bandcamp New & Notable May 26, 2016
