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The Raw Meat Song: Sv3rige Edition

by Vegetable Police Productions

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This is a sweet r&b song about raw meat. The world never knew they needed it :) Music video here youtu.be/LMuKc-7fvoQ

lyrics

I just want raw meat
That would be so sweet
I would eat it, every night at bedtime

I just want raw meat
Maybe ostrich feet
Or a meatball
You can dip it in eggs
Or a goat brain

I just want raw meat
Let me eat your sheep
I will eat him at a vegan festival
They’ll throw tofu at me
They threw tofu at me
They threw tofu at me
But their skinny vegan arms couldn’t throw it far enough to hit me

I want to drink raw milk
I’m low in cow hoof 9
Where you get that? On a vegan diet
If you know, then tell me I’ll try it

I just want raw milk
I don’t have enough parasites
They will help me, in my life like a happy dog
Eating my food and singing little happy songs

I just want raw milk
I bet it tastes like corn
You can drink it, instead of water
Then you can run 50 kilometres

I ran 50 kilometres
There was a cow running by my side
You can eat a lot of grass as long as you turn it into cow nipple juice

I want to eat high meat
It helps you
Rotten beef heart please
You can smell it, from a hundred miles away
That means it’s ready now

I just want high meat
Leave it in fridge for weeks
Then you open the jar
Then you run very far away

I just want high meat
It smells like alligator’s mouth
But you eat it, and you feel the power
Then you can take a 45 minute shower

You can trust me now
I will lick your mouth
They threw tofu at me
Bacteria is your friend
It helps you

You can eat raw meat
It will help you sleep
When you wake up, you will be so healthy
Unlike like the vegans they are just getting wealthy
Their making money off the animals
Even though they kill more animals than cannibals
They are wheat gluten soy eating artificial corn flake creating soy boys

They threw tofu at me
They threw tofu at me
But their skinny vegan arms couldn’t throw it far enough to hit me

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released June 10, 2019

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Vegetable Police Productions Toronto, Ontario

I produce Hip Hop Beats, Ambient relaxing songs, and House music mainly. I make all the music for my comedy channel on YouTube, so check it out to hear more music and to laugh your ass off ;)

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